What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:37

You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”